Film Review: Snow White: A Tale of Terror (Before Charlize Theron, there was Sigourney Weaver)

I love this film!  I’ve seen it half a dozen times. With the costumes, the rich setting, the new take on an age old fairytale, an ‘evil’ queen the viewer can relate to, played by Ms. Legend herself, Sigourney Weaver, and a hot love interest for Snow White who isn’t a prince, what’s not to like?

Frederick Hoffman’s (Sam Neill) wife is killed tragically in a carriage accident right at the start, and he remarries the beautiful Claudia (Weaver), but his daughter Lilli (Monica Keena) doesn’t take too well to the new woman in her life, who in all fairness does try to get along with her at first.  Lilli grows up to be beautiful and quite rude to her stepmother.  The spiteful Lilli even upstages Claudia when she’s singing in front of her kingdom, by prancing in wearing her dead mother’s wedding dress.  Bitch!  No wonder her stepmom has issues with her.

Claudia can’t help but notice Frederick’s adoration for his daughter who resembles his dead wife, and his total lack of attention for her musical performance.  She becomes quite upset, and soon after goes into premature labour.   Her son is stillborn, leaving her devastated, and it’s her wicked mirror that offers comfort, laying all the blame on the spoiled stepchild. Everything is Lilli’s fault, of course, and so begins the traditional tale of Snow White heading off into the woods, running for her life from the huntsman (in this case, Claudia’s brother), fleeing to freedom and finding refuge in a house in the middle of the forest.  The seven men who live in the house are not too happy to return to find her sleeping in their home, and one or two of them have a seedy gleam in their eye when they gaze upon the princess.  Will (Gil Bellows) immediately stands out as a potential love interest for Lilli.

Snow White: A Tale of Terror is a story for grown ups.  It’s darker than the original fairytale, and much better than the recent adaptation with Kristen Stewart (in my opinion anyway).  You may recognise Lilli from Dawson’s Creek.  She played wild Abby who fell into the creek one episode after one too many drinks with Jen.  The handsome Will played Billy in Ally McBeal, but he is much, much more attractive in Snow White.  The spark between Will and Lilli is instant, but he’s not that into spoiled, prissy princesses, and Lilli doesn’t like dirty savages.  Never fear; they get over these qualms in time.

I like my fairytales a little darker, and this does the job nicely. *****

Anyone seen this one?

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Short Reads: Enjoy over a Cup of Tea or Coffee

The below stories are not only short enough to fit in around a busy schedule, but they’re also free!

Crimson by L.H. Cosway
For any Tegan’s Blood fans, the short novella, Crimson will keep you nicely tied over until the third book in the series comes out.
The fabulous Tegan’s Blood and Tegan’s Return are told from Tegan’s point of view, but if you ever wondered what was running through Ethan’s mind the first time he met her, read Crimson, right now.  Romanian vampire, Ethan Cristescu quite fancies the lonely looking, dark haired beauty who wanders into a private area of his club one evening.  Tegan smells like the sun and he is determined to find out why and get to know her, in every way possible!!   It was great to delve inside Ethan’s mind and find out what he was thinking when he first set eyes on Tegan.
What are you waiting for? It’s free from Smashwords now.

 

Green Lake by John Raab and Donald Allen Kirch
Green Lake, California is a small town hung up on urban legends and curses. It was the first town in America to burn a witch at the stake, and that particular witch vowed to get her revenge centuries later. In this short story, the first of what the writers say will be an ongoing series similar to a TV show, we meet Joe and Mary Barrett, an old married couple arguing over breakfast.  Looks like it’s revenge time and there will be hell to pay for the townsfolk!                                                                                      I read this in ten minutes and I’ll be keeping an eye out for the next part.
Grab it free from Smashwords

 

Second Honeymoon by Mark Souza
I previously read Souza’s excellent short, horror story “Appliances Included” so I had to go back for more.  He’s a skilled storyteller and Second Honeymoon didn’t disappoint.
Jack Duncan can’t wait to get his hands on the life insurance payout after his wife dies, but he’s not too happy to learn she changed the terms of the policy.  Instead of money, Jack receives a clone of his deceased spouse.  Too bad he was the one who offed his wife in the first place.
Free from Smashwords.

Have you read any good short story lately?

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