Looking for Beta Readers and A Dash of Poetry

TGIF! Now that the working week is done, I have many hours of editing ahead of me this weekend. Fun times 😉

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I’m looking for beta readers for a paranormal novella, approx 40,000 words (Thanks to those of you who have already agreed to help!). It will be ready for critique in the next couple of weeks. If anyone has some free time (none of us do – I know!), I’d appreciate a few pairs of fresh eyes to read through it. It’s got my usual mix of humans and vampires. I mentioned this WIP on the 777 game post recently. I guess I’d classify it as New Adult – even though I’m not too sure that’s a recognised genre just yet.

If anyone needs a beta reader further down the line, I’d be happy to help out. Send me an email to emmameadewrites@gmail.com if you can spare a few hours to read it.

Thanks, Emma

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5 Word Poem Challenge

I went to a poetry night in the bar above The Long Valley in Cork City (where I live) recently. The weekly event is called Ó Bhéal (Irish for word of mouth) . Before the visiting poet of the night takes to the microphone to peddle his wares, everyone in the audience gets a chance to compose a new poem. 5 random words are provided by the bar patrons. On this occasion, the words were Minnesota (there were several Americans that night), cheese, whiskey, fog and chair.

The challenge is to write a poem featuring all those words in ten minutes. Members of the audience are invited to stand up and recite their masterpiece (I wasn’t one of those brave souls). The person who receives the loudest round of applause gets a free print and books by the guest poet of the night. All in all, it was a good evening. The beer was icy cold, the poems ranged from amusing to tragic, and there was great craic,

This is what I came up with.

I spent a night in Minnesota fog

Sipping whiskey & coke over a cheese plate

My rocking chair broke 5 minutes before midnight

The clock never struck 12

Yes, I had a full ten minutes and that was the end result! I think it started out well and then descended into shite (not a typo, that’s what us Irish say) in the last couple of lines. I placed the slip of paper containing my scribbled attempt at a poem in my Dad’s birthday card.  I’m sure he’ll treasure it forever. :) If anyone would like to try writing a poem with those 5 words, go right ahead and let me know.

Have a relaxing weekend!

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Book Review: Totally Tubular by Gwen Hayes (Like Totally Charming, Dude)

It’s early days for 2013, but Totally Tubular is my favourite read so far this year. Absolutely adorable.

tottubCarrington is fed up of dealing with her mom’s two bottle of wine a night problem and tendency to play “Careless Whisper a little too much. She’s meant to be the kid in the house, but she feels far older than her 16 years. Carrington heads off to the school dance dressed for the 80s theme in jelly shoes and crimped hair. While looking in the mirror in the bathroom at school, her reflection blinks. She touches the hand reaching for her from the other side of the mirror, and hey presto, she’s back in the eighties and face to face with her sixteen year old mother, Heather. Heather takes Carrington under her wing, and she finds herself living with her grandparents and sharing a bedroom with her mom.

Now Carrington’s a smart girl; she knows she should stay away from her mother. Every time travel movie and book says not to make waves in the past – it’s the surest way to get yourself written out of the future, or history – or whatever, but she can’t help it. She likes her mother at sixteen and they become best friends. Carrington tracks down a few nerds to help her figure out how to get back to her own time. She doesn’t bargain for one of the nerds to be such a hottie. Soon enough, life in 1986 is looking a hell of a lot rosier than what’s waiting for Carrington in 2011.

I loved Carrrington’s voice. She’s full of life, warmth and wry humour. “I was having a déjà vu that went déjà wrong”. The teenage speak was charming, and Carrington’s narration made Totally Tubular a simple but gorgeous read. She has a personality I adore: funny, a tad sarcastic and down to earth. She’s also a good person and a responsible teenager. Carrington’s a bit jaded with the world, as she herself readily admits. I warmed to her immediately and dare any reader not to.

When she arrives in the past she’s wearing casual 80s fashion thanks to the school decades dance. I cracked up when she thinks to herself, “thank God I didn’t wear a cone bra like Madonna – just saying”. We have references to Sixteen Candles and Molly Ringwald. She goes to see Top Gun on the big screen but can’t get the image of Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch out of her mind. If you’re an 80s baby like me, or you grew up in that decade and went through high school with Cyndi Lauper as your life soundtrack, read this for a bit of nostalgia.

The other characters are as real as Carrington. Nate, her love interest, isn’t the typical teen heartthrob. He loves comic books, is a bit of a nerd (a cool one of course), and he and Carrington totally click. The other geeks, Paul and Kevin, had me skitting laughing with their banter about girls, Star Trek, aliens, science and computers (just imagine the lads from The Big Bang Theory as teenagers). Carrington having to give her own mother a lesson on STDs and birth control was stomach clutching funny.

It’s my favourite book of the year so far. Totally Tubular is a very fast read. It’s fun, the most fun book I’ve read in ages. I didn’t quite understand the ending, but it was a happy one. Anyway, I loved this book, and I don’t say that very often. Grab it, go on, like right now. 🙂 *****

Check it out here on Amazon

Does this sound like fun to you? Any 80s lovers in the house?

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